r/blursedimages Nov 30 '22 Wholesome 2 Silver 1 Helpful 1

Blursed family dinner

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u/Element-103 Nov 30 '22

I see what's wrong with this picture.

They don't have anything to sit on.

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u/PallandoOrome Nov 30 '22

Chairs are for the weak, keep doing squats and looking at the pizza.

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u/thetrumansworld Nov 30 '22

Leaked picture of me and my bros on cheat day (we have no chairs because yesterday was leg day and it hurts too much to sit down)

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u/RareGull Nov 30 '22

Yeah…leg day. That’s the reason I can’t sit.

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u/Loonie-1707 Nov 30 '22

Yeah totally not from Tuesday

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u/Apprehensive-War-305 Nov 30 '22

they're bulking on carbs bro

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u/MC_B_Lovin Nov 30 '22

Do you even lift?

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u/domeoldboys Nov 30 '22

Don’t forget the roids. They pair well with cheap pizza.

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u/WeekOk2115 Nov 30 '22

Incorrect let your bro be your chair. Without clothes on!

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u/yy98755 Nov 30 '22

But if you eat standing up you’ll eat more and burn calories at the same time.

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u/EarSquare2819 Nov 30 '22

Jack off with the lights off.

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u/Just_Kujo Nov 30 '22

What the fuck

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u/Antiqas86 Nov 30 '22

It's to burn the calories man, no homo.

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u/Just_Kujo Nov 30 '22

Brooo.. you gotta do it with the lights on. You gotta make them proud cuzz

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u/TheSmashXYZA Nov 30 '22

This is the most random post I have ever seen

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u/Specialist-Treat-396 Nov 30 '22

Oh, let me clear them a place to sit.

brushes off face

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u/Felahliir Nov 30 '22

Oh wow we share a braincel

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u/Netroth Nov 30 '22

I’m sorry to say that I’ve also been drawing processing power from the same one brain cell.

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u/DatBeigeBoy Nov 30 '22

With quads like that, who needs a chair?

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u/horendus Nov 30 '22

You dont get ripped like that by sitting down

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u/DLuLuChanel Nov 30 '22

I’ve seen this video… I know what they’re gonna sit on next.

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u/giras Nov 30 '22

I want more information, a link if posible, for... science of course.

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u/LootGodamn Nov 30 '22

Horse stance to train and gain

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u/animellama1337 Nov 30 '22

I wonder if I could manage horse stance through a whole normal meal. I doubt it, lol.

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u/archieshahh Nov 30 '22

They don't have anything to sit on.

They can sit on me....

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u/globbed_1 Nov 30 '22

Its called a wall sit... without the wall

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u/Alexthegreatbelgian Nov 30 '22

I'm pretty sure they have eachothers' penises.

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u/Sebetastic Nov 30 '22

They sacrificed their flexibility for muscle. They can no longer sit. /s

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

If anybody wants to know; you can find that light fixture at IKEA.

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u/agentofmidgard Nov 30 '22

We have this, it's cool cuz you can pull the string and turn it into an orb so the light is dimmer.

But it's plastic and it's advised to only use low voltage lightbulbs iirc. My dad didn't care and changed the lame ass bulb to a brighter one after every guest made fun of it tho (since it wasn't bright enough)

Didn't melt yet so idk.

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u/Sarcastic-Ad-Bot Nov 30 '22

That is the first story I have ever heard of a guest making fun of the brightness of a light fixture in someone else's abode and you insinuate it happened multiple times.

Yall having dinner parties for GE?

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u/drewster23 Nov 30 '22

Probably dim enough that its off-putting/very noticeable.

And if the main light for the dinner table than any dinner guest would definitely notice.

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u/agentofmidgard Nov 30 '22

That's exactly what happened

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u/Trygve81 Nov 30 '22

I often complain about the light being too dim, or not having enough light sources, but I'm also exceptionally nearsighted, and my glasses makes it harder to see in poor ligthing.

I also play board games a lot, which requires me to read text and cards at a distance, often against a beige background.

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u/Mataskarts Nov 30 '22

I have the light- it's VERY dim and blocks most of the light from the bulb.

It's a very noticeable thing.

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u/layogurt Nov 30 '22

Old people houses be like 1 bare rickity incandescent bulb on

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u/gugfitufi Nov 30 '22

I had a strong lightbulb in mine too. Dafuq is supposed to happen, LEDs don't get that hot.

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u/FCkeyboards Nov 30 '22

That was my thought. LED bulbs can get bright as hell for hours and only be slightly warm.

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u/See_Wildlife Nov 30 '22 The Second Upvote

It's also a shit bag to dust.

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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Nov 30 '22

Put in a color changing bulb, this thing would look cool AF changing colors

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u/KaTee1234 Nov 30 '22

that type of lamp was so popular, I swear like half the students in my old dorm had one of those.

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u/jonydevidson Nov 30 '22

Didn't melt yet so idk.

LED

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u/passcork Nov 30 '22

If you use a very bright LED that fits. LEDs don't produce a lot of heat so should be fine.

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u/Szukov Nov 30 '22

And when you paint it grey with some black and white stripes on it, it looks like a Deathstar.

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u/Flutters1013 Nov 30 '22

My fiance and I actually call this the ikea death star lamp.

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u/alatreph Nov 30 '22

I have one and I fucking hate it. It just makes everything either piss dim or completely dim depending on whether it’s open or closed. It’s like intentionally inducing a fucking constant solar eclipse inside your house, wasting most of the energy you’re using to power the bulb. I hate it with a passion but I have no idea how to take it off so instead I just sit in the dark.

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u/Danishsomething Nov 30 '22

Had it as well. At first you think it's a cool design, but then you have to dust it off on the inside and then it just becomes stupid more than cool

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u/Porn-Flakes Nov 30 '22

Naw man just buy a new one once a year

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u/Xarthys Nov 30 '22

I wonder why these kind of designs aren't built for diswashers. Or at least soap/water under the shower. They could make it so any electronics can be removed easily, then just clean the rest without any major effort?

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u/SimpleSalami1965 Nov 30 '22

Looking at the assembly instructions, it looks like it's possible to disconnect the globe from the socket relatively easily. That wouldn't let you put it in the dishwasher, but could easily hose it off.

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u/PassionateRants Nov 30 '22

My roommate had this one and I honestly have no idea why they call it a lamp; you'd get better lighting out of a candle.

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u/OpinionBearSF Nov 30 '22

If anybody wants to know; you can find that light fixture at IKEA.

Thanks, but I'd prefer to find the guys.

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u/taggospreme Nov 30 '22

something something meat balls

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u/CreditUnionOnline Nov 30 '22

No fucking thanks.

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u/avdpos Nov 30 '22

And yea, everyone call it "the death star lamp at once". And all visiting children needs to change how much it is open.

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u/Pi-zz-a Nov 30 '22

We have this, we call it the mini death star

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u/__Nanuk__ Nov 30 '22

I have one and it sets a decent mood for sex.

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u/Shinob1 Nov 30 '22

Wheymen

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u/Robbyjr92 Nov 30 '22

Ahhhhh, fighter of the light man

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u/ZookeepergameOld4985 Nov 30 '22

Champion of the sun

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u/Umutuku Nov 30 '22

That dog has an entire harem.

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u/breakupbydefault Nov 30 '22

For real. It's like they're giving thanks to the dog in some NXIVM style sex cult.

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u/MasterJeebus Nov 30 '22

Whats that dog doing?

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u/Umutuku Nov 30 '22

Holding court. lol

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u/JustinTherouxsBrows Nov 30 '22

Pizza✔️ Cute dog✔️ Nice bodies✔️ Dope ikea light fixture ✔️ Looks like all blessings to me 🤔

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u/Stetson007 the Big spicy Nov 30 '22

They're summoning the Greek god of fraternities.

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u/Powerful_Hospital_91 Nov 30 '22

Looks more like they're having dinner after a gay orgy to me.

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u/Stetson007 the Big spicy Nov 30 '22

What's the difference?

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u/Illustrious_Clue_759 Nov 30 '22

Wine instead of beer.

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u/BobisOnlyBob Nov 30 '22

Either way, Dionysus is showing up!

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u/6_Cat_Night Nov 30 '22

After dinner with that much pizza someone's innards might be too active for full-on Kavanaugh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

straight people be like is being fit gay🤔

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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Nov 30 '22

The dream, really

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u/sampat6256 Nov 30 '22

Dionysus?

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u/Irrepressible87 Nov 30 '22

Broseidon, lord of the brocean.

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u/MfKa1 Nov 30 '22

I was just gonna say this

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u/DonDove Nov 30 '22

Ma maaaan

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u/ChubbyBidoof Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

Zyzz ain't coming back.

Edit: Dont worry, we're all gonna make it.

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u/Phent0n Nov 30 '22

༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

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u/Berob501 Nov 30 '22

Fraternities? Nah. Fraternites, same pronunciation, god of all things bro and fam. Favorite method of worship is kegstands. his sign is a flexing bicep.

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u/Andy_B_Goode Nov 30 '22

Wouldn't every god of a fraternity be a Greek god?

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u/minepow Nov 30 '22

I feel like calling them nice bodies is an understatement.

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u/MiniEngineer2003 Nov 30 '22

Nah this is definitely average male physique, you gotta up your game bro

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u/jingowatt Nov 30 '22

Like those posts “Do you like my dad bod?!”

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u/czook Nov 30 '22

And on an all pizza diet too!

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u/RandomUsername12123 Nov 30 '22

They are on the line of "are they natural or no?" lmao

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u/SmurfyReyna Nov 30 '22

God no. 3 of them are blatantly on gear. The tat guy looks like the only one not on it.

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u/FiestaBeans Nov 30 '22

Agree, no curses here.

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u/RobbieAnalog Nov 30 '22

And Post Ma-trenbolone in the back left

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u/cutebleeder Nov 30 '22

Don't forget the doughnuts.

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u/Thrannn Nov 30 '22

blessed as hell. just dudes being dudes

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u/GinTectonics Nov 30 '22

Bless us O Lord, for these thy gains.

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u/Spacehipee2 Nov 30 '22

In the name of the tren, anavar & holy d-bol, inject.

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u/Complex49 Nov 30 '22

Wheymen 🙏

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u/companysOkay Nov 30 '22

No way they’re not juicing

Pizza’s probably full of anabolic steroids

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u/CalgalryBen Nov 30 '22

Tat guy is clean, everyone else is clen.

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u/deepfriedm1lk Nov 30 '22

Bro I'm tripping, thought that light was a gaster blaster

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u/GoatKaptain Nov 30 '22

And the dogs toby

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

"Hey guys. Between finishing up Deltarune and composing for Pokemon, I thought I would join my fam for a quite thanksgiving!"

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u/mindgame2552 Nov 30 '22

It’s Ikea

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u/zulamun Nov 30 '22

Ikea lamp. My mother has the same.

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u/ASignificantSpek Nov 30 '22

toby dog absorbs the gaster blaster

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u/Soviet1Engineer Nov 30 '22

The council of bros

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u/BestMOTORing Nov 30 '22

They’re in the GAINS Department

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u/DarkDonut75 Nov 30 '22

What's the sauce?

(For educational purposes)

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u/Darkvistasway Nov 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

Yep, I'm still gay! Thanks :)

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u/Darkvistasway Nov 30 '22

Happy to help.

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u/Sittingonabigbluebox Nov 30 '22

Pretty sure the guy on the left, closest to us, is Tavi Castro

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u/ListerineAndVodka Nov 30 '22

Yeah definitely Tavi Castro.

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u/katuu- lightly toasted Nov 30 '22

Average DnD session

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u/Pristine_Rice_9373 Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

As someone who plays DnD, I can confirm this is what it’s like

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u/Trevnik1 Nov 30 '22

Gigachad family

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u/DarkDonut75 Nov 30 '22

They reproduce asexually

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u/Sdbtank96 lightly toasted Nov 30 '22

Dear God of MASSIVE GAINZ, bless this food to energize my MARBLE LIKE BODY and keep me eternally YOKED. Amen

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u/FortressMann Nov 30 '22

pizza and big beefy muscle men? sign me in!

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u/Slick_Tuxedo Nov 30 '22

Damn, I want to be a hot, jacked guy

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u/Rakosman Nov 30 '22

I make myself hot and jacked every night before bed

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u/PizzaOldBoy Nov 30 '22

its not that hard just exercise at least 2 hours a day, stop eating processed foods (ie everything), cook all your own meals but only eat small portions, oh fix all your stressors because that fucks up your hormones, and also dont have IBS or none of it will matter anyway.
Easy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

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u/Meebert Nov 30 '22

Is this why they have at least two pizzas each and what looks like a row of donuts going down the middle of the table? I can eat a medium pizza but I can’t even imagine wanting to work out afterwards.

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u/notKRIEEEG Nov 30 '22

That's why you eat huge portions like that after!

Or just get used to the bloat

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u/consume_mcdonalds Nov 30 '22

Yeah your body doesn't get like that from exercising for 2 hours a day, these dudes are absolutely on the juice.

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u/dkysh Nov 30 '22

I mean, you also need to exercise on top of juicing. A couch potato won't magically turn into this just by juicing.

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u/consume_mcdonalds Nov 30 '22

You also need to eat right and do all the other stuff the guy mentioned. He just forgot one major requirement - steroids.

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u/ConstantlyAngry177 Nov 30 '22

Lmao these guys have more steroids flowing through their bodies than blood. This is not a look that can be achieved naturally.

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u/AttakZak Nov 30 '22

Surprisingly my stress related IBS helps me, because I’d rather eat small portions and have a little pain when I want to die on the toilet then eat a large portion and have big pain.

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u/EvenGotItTattedOnMe Nov 30 '22

/r/gainit would like to have a word with you. For a lot of people trying to get muscular it’s very hard to eat. Powerlifters sometimes eat in excess of 4,000 calories so the small portions comment is a bit off for everyone. And processed food doesn’t really inherently imply you won’t build muscle or not get fat.

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u/catsloveart Nov 30 '22

you forgot the part where you repeat this everyday for several years

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u/breakupbydefault Nov 30 '22

I want to be that happy dog

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u/Staby39 Nov 30 '22

naw this is just blessed

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

never ate pizza and donuts.

What makes you say that

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u/SomeRedditWanker Nov 30 '22

First day of winter, and time to bulk after 8 months of strict cutting/maintain diet.

Get the pizza in!

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u/ChesapeakeCobra Nov 30 '22

Meat lovers pizza

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u/runespacemusk Nov 30 '22

Why tf is this here op? It's blessed wtf is wrong with you?

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u/PlsLeavemealone02 Nov 30 '22

Idk, this seems pretty good to me.

Hot dudes, cute dog, pizza, that bootleg off color death star Transformers ass light fixture, looking like Eva from Wall- E ass light... all good here.

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u/whatdidusayplsrepeat Nov 30 '22

did you have to start cutting the light's ass like that?

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u/Alternative-Aside-64 Nov 30 '22

Needs more ass suffixes

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u/BatteryAcid67 Nov 30 '22

Is that Post Malone?

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u/ziguziggy Nov 30 '22

Premalone

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u/Money_Whisperer Nov 30 '22

I thought the same thing to be honest. Their faces look a little similar and both of them are tatted up a lot. Though post is not nearly in as good a shape as this guy is so that was why I figured it can’t be him

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u/link5471 Nov 30 '22

No. It us the perfect family dinner

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u/Wug_is_a_bug Nov 30 '22

Its THE Ikea light, I always played with it when I was younger ... still do

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u/LitreOfCockPus Nov 30 '22

It's cheat day.

But they're all cheating on their bitches

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u/susa_66 Nov 30 '22

The alpha male, strongest of all, sits at the head of the table :3

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u/Late_ImLate22222 Nov 30 '22

The start of a gay porno 🍕👨🏻👨🏽👨🏽👨🏻

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u/RocielKuromiko Nov 30 '22

....this almost looks like a fantasy for most women and some men. Heh

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u/PlutoTheSynth Nov 30 '22

gosh i wish i was that dog

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u/Just-About-Anyone Nov 30 '22

LOOKS LIT ASF !!!

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u/8ypical Nov 30 '22

Fully blessed 👹

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u/Matix777 lightly toasted Nov 30 '22

oh its the IKEA death star

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u/Breeblez Nov 30 '22

That dog probably goes on so many walkies

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u/GlacierWolf8Bit Nov 30 '22

How is this cursed in any way? It looks absolutely blessed.

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u/zamakat Nov 30 '22

It wasn’t easy, but my friend really wanted to know who these guys are, so I found out (instas)- Tavi Castro (@tavicastro) , Onome Egger (@onome_egger), Kevin Creekman (@thecreekman), and Anthony Omar (@antonao). Hope my friend finds this useful!

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u/Sirtubb Nov 30 '22

Blessed be Brodin father of gains

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u/ifuckinglikepelly Nov 30 '22

Holy shit, I own the same exact lamp

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u/Agile_Rock Nov 30 '22

Gotta Carbo load before they hit the gym later.

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u/Background_Drawing Nov 30 '22

Yoooo I have the exact same light fixture on my room

I have my dog with me rn all I'm missing is the homies and pizza

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u/tinyusersize Nov 30 '22

Is it before or after the orgy?

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u/Dipshit_Mcdoodles Nov 30 '22

What? From what I hear cheat day is helpful towards maintaining a healthier diet.

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u/Lopsided-Fig6818 Nov 30 '22

What's cursed about this? This is THE DEFINITION of a guys night in one image. Danm I wish I was there, this is glorious, I bet they even have a man cave.

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u/kaklimy Nov 30 '22

Thats a very well trained dog

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u/demonbot66 Nov 30 '22

This looks like a fun birthday for the dog

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u/Pie69Eater Nov 30 '22

This is the whey

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u/NobleEnkidu Nov 30 '22

Just a bunch of half-brothers with Zeus

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u/T0mbaker Nov 30 '22

They gonna eat pizza them have a daisychain reacharound.

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u/knowitsallashow Nov 30 '22

Looks like they've earned this meal tbh. You may rest now, spartan.

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u/Akshayps200 Nov 30 '22

Ikea lamp 🙏

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u/No_Not_Jesus Nov 30 '22

Damn Post Malone getting jacked!

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u/Chastised_Tiger Nov 30 '22

Forget the dudes, dog, and their pizza, I'm just focused on that light fixture.👍

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u/Zexs3000 Nov 30 '22

The most holiest of Cheat Days.

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u/mize68 Nov 30 '22

Cheat day

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u/Typeheretoreddit Nov 30 '22

The dog doesn’t know what’s going on but is happy to be part of it

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u/NDinoGuy Nov 30 '22

That dog looks happy to be there